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Welcome to my blog. I document my adventures in travel, style, and food. Hope you have a nice stay!

What features do I need in a Travel Backpack?

Fat Tony is a cancer on this fair city! He is the cancer and I am the…uh…what cures cancer?

I'm allergic to bee stings. They cause me to, uh, die. Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? *Why did I have the bowl?* Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman — and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing.

But, Aquaman, you cannot marry a woman without gills. You're from two different worlds… Oh, I've wasted my life. Mrs.Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me.

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man?

I'm going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes! Can't you people take the law into your own hands? I mean, we can't be policing the entire city! Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me.

  1. Shoplifting is a victimless crime. Like punching someone in the dark.

  2. Bart, with $10,000 we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like…love!

  3. I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming.

Me fail English? That's unpossible.

Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? *Why did I have the bowl?* Shoplifting is a victimless crime. Like punching someone in the dark.

  • I hope I didn't brain my damage.

  • This is the greatest case of false advertising I've seen since I sued the movie "The Never Ending Story."

  • I'll keep it short and sweet — Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.

I'll keep it short and sweet — Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. Brace yourselves gentlemen. According to the gas chromatograph, the secret ingredient is… Love!? Who's been screwing with this thing?

What size backpack do I need?